Em Calls Paul (Skit)

Ayo Paul, It's Em I got your call about the Michael Jackson thing And I know that he's not thrilled about the video What, does he want to be startin' somethin'? Well, I'll show him who's really bad Paul, the way you make me feel with these calls You should really take a look at the man in the mirror And tell him to beat it Because I won't stop 'til I get enough Do you remember the time We were watching the Billie Jean video? Well, he'll always be that Michael to me And it doesn't matter if he's black or white Because I can't stop loving him And I hate plastic surgeons and I hope they all fucking die How do you like that? Man, I like him I like him a lot I wanna touch him But I can't Ah Excuse me, I'm taking a shit, sorry Anyways, call me back I have this idea About how I want to end the show So page me when you get this message, fucker Oh, and by the way No, I don't have a new gun God dammit