Phone Home

This is, this is, this is, this is We are not the same, I am a Martian We are not the same, I am a Martian Greetings from Planet Weezy We will begin transmission in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 Phone home! Weezy Phone home! Weezy Phone home! Weezy Phone home! Weezy And if you feel like you're the best Go 'head and do the Weezy-We, and Phone home! Weezy Phone home! Weezy We are not the same, I am a Martian And I'm hotter than summer rain like Carl Thomas Lock, load, ready to aim at any target I could get your brains for a bargain like I bought it from Target Hip hop is my supermarket Shopping cart full of fake hip hop artists I'm starving, sorry, I gotta eat all it And I'll be back in the morning Phone home! Weezy Phone home! Weezy Phone home! Weezy Phone home! Weezy And if you feel like you're the best Go 'head and do the Weezy-We, and Phone home! Weezy Phone home! Weezy We are not the same, I am a alien Like Gonzales, young college Student, who done just flipped the game like Houston I'm used to promethazine in two cups, I'm screwed up And you ain't shit if you ain't never been screwed up Flow so sick make you wanna throw your food up Ice water chest, and my wrist like a cool cup Two twin clippers, I give your ass a crew cut I get bread like cold cuts, you know what? Your girl go down fast, come up slow, but I never slow up Weezy! Phone home! Weezy Phone home! Weezy Phone home! Weezy Phone home! Weezy And if you feel like you're the best Go 'head and do the Weezy-We, and Phone home! Weezy Phone home! Weezy They don't make 'em like me no more Matter of fact, they never made it like me before I'm rare, like Mr. Clean with hair No brake lights on my car rear I never had lice and I never had fear I rap like I done died and gone to heaven, I swear And yeah, I'm a bear, like black and white hair, so I'm polar And they can't get on my system 'cause my system is the solar I am so far from the othars, I meant others I just eat them for supper, get in my spaceship and hover, hover Phone home! Weezy Phone home! Weezy Phone home! Weezy Phone home! Weezy And if you feel like you're the best Go 'head and do the Weezy-We, and Phone home! Weezy Phone home! Weezy